Saturday, March 31, 2018

Coming Up!

I'm working on a lot - as I always say - and some I can't talk about right now. Some hopeful collaborations in the pipe. Some bigger things, hopefully.

BUT what I can speak on is a couple of upcoming releases. I will more than likely release them both next month.

Duo De Macabre - Both of my horror anthologies Sharp Items & Bad Intentions and Beyond the Wall re-edited and touched up and put together. A horror double feature.

How to Sell Sunblock to a Vampire - Hand-picked selections from this blog re-edited and touched up and put together in a collection. A writer's sampler platter.

I have another (or so) that will be self published soon but these are the two on the docket. Until then, my volumes of poetry and science fiction novel are still available from Supposed Crimes LLC, and check out the trailer for Doomsday Think Tank - available now!





Friday, March 23, 2018

DTT

I'm currently prepping the release of a few books and writing more.

I was recently thinking about writing books where the content changes according to the format. Such as a paperback copy having a different ending or twist than the ebook. It's just a thought, and maybe I'll do it someday. With Doomsday Think Tank the two formats vary only in that in the original text written each character and their dialogue were completely color coded - Black, Blue, Red, and Green. When I went to do the paperback, because of the coloring, it was just getting too expensive. I wanted it to be affordable and available for everyone. With the color ink on the pages it would have priced the book at well over $12-$15. I instead went for black and white (or cream as is the case) and got the price down to an even $7. For the ebook I kept the color coding, allowing me to have both versions out there. It doesn't really change anything, it's just a way of having my cake and eating it too. The content is the same. Of course being a little play book I'd recommend the paperback but of course having both would be great.

And right now - today until the 26th, the Kindle edition of Doomsday Think Tank is free. I hope you read it.
Enjoy





https://www.amazon.com/Doomsday-Think-Christopher-Michael-Carter-ebook/dp/B07B7CMN3M/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1521815752&sr=8-2&keywords=doomsday+think+tank

Sunday, March 11, 2018

Just a quick update

The wife and I are on our way to church and I figured I'd drop a quick update.

I'm thinking about doing a limited promotion of Doomsday Think Tank with a free ebook. Though I hope it serves as more of a preview before getting the paperback. I guess I'm weird when it comes to plays and I like the physical copy. I went through hoops to keep the price down to $7. I'm planning on getting readings together with hopes that some of you will do the same.

I'm also heavily thinking about compiling works from this blog into a book. Short stories, scripts, and more. I figured not everybody sees the blog and, if they do, they don't go through it all but whatever post they happen to find. I'll probably start the selection process later on into the week.

I'm still working on a few things for Supposed Crimes. I should have an opening in time soon to jump on them all.

I'm slowly editing the novel I wrote last summer, as well as working on some others. Dennis and I are retooling Tourniquet and it's really exciting. The two of us also have other projects we're kicking around.

Since my first publication in February 2016 with Gun Control for Polar Bears , from Supposed Crimes, I've had 5 more books released (2 more from Supposed Crimes and 3 self-published). As hectic as all that might sound, I don't think I've ever been as busy as I am write now. There's so much work to do. I've done more than I thought I would do and there's still more coming. I'm constantly learning and evolving, and, even though I'm unknown momentarily, keep paying attention and you will know my name.

So pick up your copy of Doomsday Think Tank and join the conversation.

Also, be sure to check out Galaxy Zento on blogspot, twitter, and Facebook. NoTE: I'm not involved with GZ at all, I just happen to be a fan and a believer in the franchise.

Wednesday, March 7, 2018

Doomsday Think Tank - Available Now


      Well, here we are. My first play. It's a bit unconventional, I guess like most things I write. I'm excited to get some readings going. I hope you all hold your own readings as well. Maybe we can do some together, who knows?
      I hope you read it and join in and extend the conversation.
      I'm proud of everything I've gotten released because it's more than I expected and it's more than I'd done in my past, but this one feels special to me. I guess because in its conception it wasn't really planned. It just grew into something I was proud of and didn't want to let go. This is my first book of the year, and my sixth released, and regardless of my lack of readership, I'm hopeful for the future. I love this project so much. It's a little weird, a little different. Like me, I guess. As I had stated before about the growing conversation involved - it continued to grow up until being released so there are bits included which family members who'd read a previous draft haven't seen.
      I hope you enjoy, read, act out, take in this little labor of love, and tell your friends.

DOOMSDAY THINK TANK is available now on Amazon.



Paperback

https://www.amazon.com/Doomsday-Think-Christopher-Michael-Carter/dp/1980468885/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1520431087&sr=8-2&keywords=doomsday+think+tank

Ebook

https://www.amazon.com/Doomsday-Think-Christopher-Michael-Carter-ebook/dp/B07B7CMN3M/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1520431087&sr=8-1&keywords=doomsday+think+tank


*Note - In the original text, each character and their lines were highlighted in their color. However, with the printing costs of Amazon, to do so in the paperback would have its price well above $12. I didn't want that so I had to compromise for B&W to keep the cost down. The paperback is available at $7. I kept the original color coding in the ebook so I can have my cake and eat it too. But, of course, it's a play so I suggest the paperback.

Much love
- Chris

Friday, March 2, 2018

Doomsday is coming...

I posted about this project many moons ago. Doomsday Think Tank is my first play. I've always loved reading plays and always had it in mind that I wanted to write my own at some point. Over the years I've come up with several that would be a lot of fun to write and even put on myself. This one wasn't planned but kind of snuck up on me.

As I stated years ago, it began as a deleted sequence from the comic book I do with Dennis Magnant called Tourniquet (which is currently undergoing an overhaul and retool). The leads, a team of monsters, rescues a man who, in a desperate attempt to hide it from his captors, shoves a microchip containing important information in a wound. After this is revealed to the group, they sit around a table at headquarters theorizing about what could be on the chip. It went on too long - about three pages. Once I had hit that third page of conspiracy conversation I thought "I love this but it is definitely NOT for this book. It's breaking the flow and just doesn't belong." After all, the monsters had bad guys to kill.

I cut it and pasted it into a blank document because I didn't want to throw it away. I would go back to it periodically and the conversation in my head continued, so I played stenographer. I kept it with four people around a table theorizing. It kept growing slowly line by line over the years until I had the thought of "I'd love to put this on as a show. It's a simple production to put on. Four conspiracy theorists sitting around a table discussing the possible contents of a newly recovered disc." The conversation wouldn't stop.

I eventually had to put a capper on it. I sent it to my aunt, Wanda Hoffman, to read and edit it. She had done so for me with my horror anthologies (available to buy). At first, she didn't see why it wouldn't just end - then she started asking questions and realized why it kept growing. We tossed it back and forth a couple of times before I let it sit for a while.

I've been working on a LOT while the five books I've done have been out (awaiting to be read, har-har). I've recently posted a series of short scripts, but I knew I wanted Doomsday Think Tank to be my first actual release of 2018 so I got back to it. I cleaned it up and added a few lines because the conversation started again and I had to show restraint or else it would never end.

I am very much looking forward to get some readings going once it's out; some live, some closed, some probably filmed - time will tell. It may seem short in length to some considering how long it's been lingering, however, it's 99% dialogue so, when read, it feels fuller than its length would have it seem.

I hope you all pick up a copy when it's released. Should be within a week or so. Buy it, read it, hold readings with your friends. As said, I'm working on a lot so there's more to come and just like the others I have out, it's all different.




Sunday, February 18, 2018

Freight

FREIGHT
Written by Christopher Michael Carter


FADE IN
EXT. POP’S DINER – DAY – CONTINUOUS
Welcome to Pop’s Diner on this sunny morning. Traffic is light. Customers come and go.

POP – owner, older, short, stocky, balding – wipes down one of the front windows and waves to passersby.


Chapter 1. Open Doors

INT. POP’S DINER
Appears to have been preserved since the fifties – homey, classic.

The doors open. Enter RANDY, CHRIS, and NICK – younger, slimmer than the other two. Average clothing with backpacks and laptops.

They set their bags down at the first table right behind the door.

NICK
Eh, we’ll just sit here. Up towards the kitchen’s too loud sometimes.

Nick sits down with his laptop and begins setting it up.

Chris and Randy stand at the places they were about to sit.

RANDY
(Shaking his head)
No, this won’t work.

NICK
What’s that?

RANDY
You guys sitting there. It places my back towards the door.

NICK
…So?

CHRIS
(Wincing)
You’re such a paranoid bastard.

RANDY
(Shrugging)
What? When I was younger I had a traumatic experience with a door.

Chris rolls his eyes. Nick’s confused.

NICK
Eh?

RANDY
No, really. When I was a kid, my friend and I were building a Lego village by the front door when my dad came home from work. The door swings open hitting my friend in the head.

Brief pause. Chris’s face drops in his hand. Nick scratches his head.

NICK
So, your friend died?

RANDY
(Totally serious)
No. It hit him, sending the gum out of his mouth and into mine causing me to choke on it. I was about blue when the paramedics got there.
(Shaking his head)
Coulda died… I was scarred for life…

A muted chuckle from Chris. Nick opens his mouth with a hand out, then recoils to a straight face.

NICK
(Dry)
Deep.

Randy opens a comic book.

Nick returns to his laptop.

Chris can’t stifle his laughter anymore.

CHRIS
(Laughing)
Aaaah, that’s beautiful. I gotta piss. Be right back.

Chris exits. Randy and Nick sit quietly; both reading their separate things.

NICK
(Very calm and dry)
So you like… had that dude’s spit in your mouth…

Randy puts his comic down. Looks forward with an irritated but blank face before dropping his head, face down.
FADE OUT


Chapter 2. Enter the Geek

FADE IN
INT. POP’S DINER – ALT.
Pop looks over, stopping an indistinct conversation, noticing…

MELVIN – tall, nerdy, red hair, thick glasses, braces – walks down the sidewalk out front and turns to the front door.

Employees seem almost scared.

POP
(Over his shoulder)
Melvin!

KITCHEN CREW (O.S.)
Melvin!

Pop takes a key, crouches down and opens a locked cabinet underneath and takes out a mid-sized lock box.

He sets it down on the counter with a loud THUD. On top of the box is a strip of tape with “MELVIN” written on it.

Melvin enters. His pants hiked up as high as they can go with his button up shirt tucked in.

A couple of NERDS sitting at a table are in awe.

SLUG - short black hair, a bit of a drooling issue.

SLUG
Wow…
(Slurps)
It’s the Maestro.

FERGUSON - taller than Slug, shaggy blonde hair and acne.

FERGUSON
Can’t believe the Maestro is here.

Melvin walks up to the counter-

And slaps down a hundred dollar bill.

MELVIN
(Dead serious)
Quarters.

Pop slides the lockbox over.

Melvin opens it and takes out rolls of brand new quarters.

He walks over to the table by the arcade games. The two nerds are already clearing his table for him.

MELVIN
Ferguson – coke, cherry. Slug - French fries, chili, extra ketchup. …And don’t drool in it this time.

SLUG
(Slurping)
Okay, Melvin.

Melvin eyes the arcade, NOT-SO-SHALLOW GRAVE, before he pops his knuckles and stretches.

He puts two quarters in the machine with his hand looking like the thumb-and-finger-gun.

He hits start with the reflection of the game’s opening flash of colors on his thick glasses.
FADE OUT


Chapter 3. A Laughing Matter

FADE IN
INT. MEN’S RESTROOM
Chris (from Chapter One) walks up to the sink to wash his hands when he sees STEVE - very pale, skinny man in all black clothing - leaned over the sink, not looking good.

CHRIS
Hey, bro, you alright?

STEVE
(Lifting his head)
Yeah. It was just a rough night.

CHRIS
(Reassured)
Ah, I hear ya. Hit it a bit hard.

STEVE
Yeah.

INT. POP’S DINER – ALT.
Steve sits down at this booth in dark sunglasses. He looks around, suspicious.

His friend, JEFF - a comedian, average build and dress - is across from him. Jeff sits with his arms crossed and his face in a wince.

JEFF
I know I haven’t seen you in a while but, I gotta say, I wasn’t expecting this.
(Uncrossing his arms)
What’s with this look, anyway? Who are you, like, Count Steve? You look like a vampire, man. Have ya seen the sun lately? I’m sure it misses you dearly.

Steve shakes his head.

STEVE
(Dryly)
Funny guy…

JEFF
(Standing up)
You’re starting to creep me out; work on that. I’ll be right back.

STEVE
Whatever.

Steve moves his hair from his face and turns his head. Two puncture marks and slight bruising is visible on his neck.

JEFF
And whoever gave you that hickey needs to talk to their dentist.

Jeff exits.

INT. MEN’S RESTROOM
Jeff finishes at the urinal. He goes to the sink and begins washing his hands.

A COP – white, tall, in uniform - steps out of the stall, zipping up.

COP
Yep, yep.

The Cop spits in his hands and slicks his hair back with it and exits the bathroom.

Jeff dries his hands, shocked and confused.

INT. POP’S DINER – ALT.
Steve sits in the booth when Jeff returns seeming bothered.

He sits down and looks around a little.

JEFF
You wouldn’t consider me super clean or a neat freak would you?

STEVE
Nah, man. You’re about average.

JEFF
I can stand a little filth sometimes. I may tidy up here and then but I’m not spotless.

STEVE
In fact, sometimes you’re a downright slob.

JEFF
Thank you. That’s what I’m saying.

Brief pause.

STEVE
…Filthy bastard.

JEFF
Alright, I get it. Point made.

STEVE
So anyway…

JEFF
So, anyway, I’m in the bathroom. I’m washing my hands and the officer that’s just now leaving.

Two COPS – the one from the bathroom and his shorter partner - about to leave the diner.

STEVE
Which one?

JEFF
I don’t know; the tall one? Anyway, he doesn’t wash his hands.

STEVE
So?

JEFF
“So?” What do you mean “So?”?

STEVE
Maybe he didn’t want his hands wet. Were their paper towels or a blower?

JEFF
Yes and yes, if those hands were wet, they were coming out dry, my friend. The thing is, he spits on his hands and slicks his hair back.

Steve’s head cocks back.

STEVE
Yeah, that seems a little… uh…

JEFF
Exactly. Ya know, I think I’m gonna put it in my bit.

STEVE
Good.

Jeff takes out a little notebook and jots it down.

The Officer and his partner walk out the door.

OFFICER
See ya, Pop!

POP (O.S.)
Later, officers; thanks for coming by!

Something strikes Jeff…

JEFF
(Something on his mind)
Huh…

STEVE
What?

JEFF
The concept of the hand dryers always kinda bugged me. How lazy are people these days that they can’t dry their hands with the proper drying tools given.

STEVE
You know what the trick is; to start with one or the other and use the other finish.

JEFF
What is this, a factory? It’s cleaning hands, here. My six year old can dry his hands on his shirt and doesn’t need the next station to secure dryness.

They laugh a little.

STEVE
(Shaking his head)
I’ve never seen anyone rant on about pointless stuff like you.

JEFF
I’m saying. The damn dryer doesn’t even do its job. It takes off some of the water but the heat and all leaves your hands clammy. Feels like I’ve been wrestling a sponge.

STEVE
You’re right.

JEFF
I’m tellin’ ya. Worthless machinery.

Jeff returns to his coffee.
FADE OUT


Chapter 4. Lonesome Magic

INT. POP’S DINER – ALT.
A MAGICIAN enters – looks like he’s just come from a carnival, mousy demeanor, top hot, black suit.

The quiet, timid man sits at a booth with his box of tricks and props.

Customers don’t take notice and continue their morning.

The Magician’s going through his trunk when waitress JANET - thin with red hair – approaches.

JANET
Hi there. We interested in breakfast?

The Magician shakes his head ‘no’ calmly.

She walks away a little frustrated.

Janet goes to Pop with the Magician behind them.

POP
Honey, he comes here every week and practices his bits. Never orders anything. Never says anything.

JANET
(Turning to the Magician)
I’ll bring you some water at least.

He smiles before going back to his work.

TONI - another waitress, thin, black - approaches Pop.

TONI
Pop, I don’t know why you let him come here if he never gets anything.

POP
He’s just trying to find his place in the world. Besides, it adds a little color to Pop’s Diner.

The Magician pulls flowers out of his sleeve, fumbling them. He exhales with a frown. Janet returns with his water.

JANET
Here you go, sweetie.

He smiles before reaching up behind her ear.

JANET
Oh…

He drops several quarters down her and onto the floor, trying to catch them.

JANET
It’s, it’s okay. I got it. Thank you.

He lets out a defeatist sigh while she smiles and exits.


Chapter 5. A Bet

INT. POP’S DINER – ALT.
Three men sit at a booth. Two GENTLEMEN – older, white, in black suits - on one side. DAVID ROSS - a little younger, average build and dress.

David takes a bite of his omelet.

DAVID
Mmm damn. Now, that’s a good omelet. Care for some?

The two men appear stiff, near emotionless.

GENTLEMAN 1
No thanks.

DAVID
No? Okay.
(To Gentleman 2)
You?

Gentleman 2 - on his cellphone - shakes his head ‘no’.

DAVID
No? Cheesy goodness… Okay. So hey, thanks for meeting me here, guys.

GENTLEMAN 1
What’s this about, misterrrrr?

David puts his fork down and wipes his mouth with his napkin.

DAVID
Ross. David Ross. I’m here about my friend, Mr. Tim Glenn.

GENTLEMAN 1
(Nodding)
Ah, okay…

DAVID
Yeah, your former boss…

Gentleman 1’s eyebrows raise and he leans in closer.

GENTLEMAN 1
I’m sorry?

DAVID
…My friend, your ex-boss, Mr. Glenn?

GENTLEMAN 2
(To Gentleman 1)
I’m gonna be out in the car.
(To David)
Nice meeting you, misterrr?

DAVID
Ross. David Ross.

GENTLEMAN 2
Right.

Gentleman 2 exits.

GENTLEMAN 1
Your friend worked on the second floor of our office and was stealing pens, protractors, and other supplies from our company. That’s why we let him go.

DAVID
I’m sorry. You… Let him go? He didn’t let you go.

GENTLEMAN 1
(Nodding)
Correct.

David motions to him & the Gentleman with his hands.

DAVID
You fired him. This is what you’re telling me.

GENTLEMAN 1
Correct.

Gentleman 1 checks his watch.

DAVID
Now, you see, I heard it was vice versa.

GENTLEMAN 1
(Shaking his head)
No, sir.

DAVID
I could be wrong. It has happened before.

GENTLEMAN 1
I’m sure it has.

DAVID
Huh… You… Fired… Him… Heh, alrighty.

David nods, smiling, wiping his mouth and puts his napkin down.

DAVID
Sir, you just won me a bet.

GENTLEMAN 1
Did I now? Is that what this is about?

DAVID
Yeah, see Tim is my roommate…

GENTLEMAN 1
And he claimed he fired me?

DAVID
Exactly.

GENTLEMAN 1
A little eccentric, isn’t he?

DAVID
I would certainly say so.
(Shaking his head)
Ah, you fired him, boy…

They chuckle shortly before it comes to a halt.

The Gentleman twiddles his thumbs; a bit of silence passes until the ice is broken.

GENTLEMAN 1
So tell me, Mr. Ross…

DAVID
Yeah?

GENTLEMAN 1
What does he do with all the pens and supplies anyway?

DAVID
Well, he does that cartoon for the paper… Ya know that comic strip Shruggles?

GENTLEMAN 1
Ahh.

DAVID
Yeah, you know the bunny that’s adopted by the suburban family…

GENTLEMAN 1
Yes, it’s a delightful read. How does Shruggles always manage to solve those mysteries?

DAVID
I don’t know but he’s good. Ya know, I haven’t told him yet but I think Shruggles is gonna be the next Scooby Doo.

GENTLEMAN 1
Oh, I agree.

DAVID
Sooo…

GENTLEMAN 1
So what?

DAVID
So do you think maybe you could rehire him? Ya know, you like his cartoon and all.

GENTLEMAN 1
(Shaking his head)
No.

DAVID
No?

GENTLEMAN 1
No, I’m sorry. I don’t see it happening.

DAVID
Okay…? Well…
(Motions between them two)
This was good though. This was.

GENTLEMAN 1
(Getting up)
Well, I should get back to the office. It was interesting meeting you, Mr. Ross. Here, let me get the check.

Gentleman 1 reaches into his jacket. David puts his hand out.

DAVID
Nah, it’s okay. My girlfriend should be meeting me here shortly.

Before exiting, Gentleman 1 turns back.

GENTLEMAN 1
Say, do you think I could get an autographed picture of Shruggles for my daughter? It’s her birthday next week.

DAVID
(Shaking his head)
Eh, no.

GENTLEMAN 1
No?

DAVID
(Shaking his head)
Yeah, no. Sorry. I don’t see it happening…

GENTLEMAN 1
Ah…

DAVID
Yeah…

GENTLEMAN 1
Well, have a good one.

DAVID
You too, man.

The Gentleman exits.

David takes a drink of his coffee as his girlfriend, SANDRA – white with dark hair - walks up.

DAVID
Hey, you.

Sandra and the Gentleman pass each other.

She sits across from David.

SANDRA
Hey, who was that?

DAVID
Eh, no one important.

Sandra gets out a cigarette to light. David looks irritated.

DAVID
I thought you wanted to quit.

She takes the first drag.

SANDRA
No. Why would I quit?

She coughs.

DAVID
(Sarcastic)
No reason… No reason at all.

She blows smoke, he coughs.

SANDRA
What, David? You’re always doing this.

David’s quiet while tapping on the table. He stops and sits up straight.

DAVID
Sandra…we need to talk.
FADE OUT


Chapter 6. Freight

INT/EXT. A CAR PARKED OUTSIDE OF POP’S
Two men, both in black. DARYL - driver, brunette. LANCE - blonde, in the passenger seat.

Their car looks junked up, littered with fast food wrappers and take out boxes.

DARYL
Alright. Next stop.

The two look out of the passenger window at Pop’s Diner.

LANCE
Well, we’ve hit two liquor stores, a loan place, and a pawn shop. This was a great plan, man.
(Nodding)
I gotta hand it to ya, it’s working.

DARYL
I’m tellin’ ya. Forget banks, am I right?

LANCE
You’re right, man.

Brief moment of silence while the two sip their coffee.

DARYL
You know what we need?

LANCE
What’s that?

DARYL
Freight.

LANCE
(Confused)
Freight… Like stock freight? I don’t get it.

DARYL
(Motions to the diner)
All these places, restaurants like Pop’s Diner, spend so much on freight every week to two weeks.

Lance nods.

DARYL (CONT’D)
What if we got a truck, or even rented a moving truck, and started knocking over freight instead of registers, wallets, and purses? Huh?

Daryl’s enthusiastic. Lance is trying to process the idea.

LANCE
That’s cool, man. It’s a groundbreaking thought…

Daryl nods with a sly smile.

LANCE
What are we going to do with the freight?

DARYL
What?

LANCE
What do we do with it? Do we sell it? Do we store it somewhere and live off it? I don’t think I get the outcome.

DARYL
(Frustrated)
We’ll work out the kinks later…

INT. POP’S DINER
Scanning the diner, everyone’s enjoying their morning.

Caption: Meanwhile inside…

Melvin plays the arcade while his two lackeys look over his shoulders.

SLUG
(Slurping)
Maestro, you’re on your way to top; the number one spot!

Vampire Steve and his comedian friend sit with their breakfasts. Jeff, shaking his head, watches Steve’s blank, pale face staring off into space.

STEVE
So, you working on any new material?

JEFF
(Sarcastic)
Other than this breakfast?

INT/EXT. THE CAR
Daryl and Lance finish their coffee.

DARYL
You good to go?

LANCE
Totally.

They put on ski masks. Daryl gets out. Lance stops him.

LANCE
Y’know, sometime we ought to have breakfast at a place without robbing it.

Daryl leans in and picks up an empty Chinese takeout box.

DARYL
(Shaking the box)
We already had breakfast. Can we go now?

LANCE
(Rolling his eyes)
After you.

They exit the car.
FADE OUT


Chapter 7. Pop’s Diner

INT. POP’S DINER
The waitresses look bored, sitting around popping their gum. All the customers are taken care of. POP’s enjoying seeing his diner full of people enjoying their morning.

JANET
Pop, anything exciting ever happen around here?

Toni’s playing solitaire with a deck of cards on the counter.

TONI
Eh, excitement’s overrated.

POP
(Enthusiastic)
It’s all a matter of perspective. We meet all kinds of people and hear all kinds of stories every day and it’s only Monday.

The Magician takes his napkin and holds it with one hand while he pours marbles out of his other sleeve onto the napkin. He wraps up the marbles and puts them in his hat.

Excited, he smiles and taps his hat a few times with his wand and turns it over as marbles SCATTER all over the table and the floor.

He sighs and drops his head before he looks across the way to see a frustrated David Ross.

ROSS
Do ya mind?
(Motions towards Sandra)
We’re trying to do something over here.

Chris’s back is to the door, across from Nick, with Randy in the corner.

CHRIS
(Through a smug smile)
See, I’m sitting here eating my omelet, no dude’s chewing gum is in my mouth, and I’m paranoia-free. It is truly a wonderful life.

NICK
(Nodding)
He’s right.

RANDY
Yeah, yeah.

Mr. Ross and his girlfriend are in the midst of an apparent long overdue conversation.

SANDRA
I don’t get it.

DAVID
(Nodding with slight sarcasm)
That seems to be the case.

SANDRA
What?

DAVID
Yeah, I can’t do this anymore. We’re done.

SANDRA
You’re breaking up with me?

Daryl and Lance kick the doors open.

The door behind Chris CRACKS him in the head. He spits water across the table at Nick.

NICK
(Upset)
Hey!

RANDY
(Dryly)
See?

Daryl and Lance wave shotguns around. Chris holds the back of his head behind them.

All customer and employee eyes are forward at the two darkly clad crooks.

DARYL
Everybody, wallets out!

LANCE
Ladies, you too! Purses out!

Pop steps forward instantly.

POP
Hey, guys, c’mon. Everyone’s just enjoying their breakfast.

Daryl and Lance step forward and both slip on the spilt marbles.

Everyone’s eyes follow the movement as their heels are up over their heads.

Daryl’s shotgun goes off in mid-fall.

The shot hits the ceiling above Melvin’s arcade. Debris falls, smashing the machine.

Slug and Ferguson jump back.

Melvin is distraught and shaking as he drops to his knees.

MELVIN
(Quivering)
Everything I’ve worked for…

The two robbers lie on the floor in pain - knocked for a loop and barely conscience.

LANCE
Oh, man…

Steve & Jeff look over. Steve looks a bit livelier now. Jeff grabs his little notebook.

JEFF
Now, that’s funny.

Pop’s at the counter with the phone.

POP
(On the phone)
Yeah, we’ve got an attempted robbery over here at Pop’s Diner.

The Magician digs through his chest until he finds a pair of handcuffs.

He brings them to Pop.

POP
Thanks, pal. It’ll help until they get here.

Pop pats his shoulder. The Magician smiles.

Pop walks over and kicks the guns away from Daryl and Lance. He handcuffs a hand of each together.

Customers and employees are in awe of what just happened.

But Sandra isn’t fazed by the botched burglary.

SANDRA
(To David)
You’re a jerk.

She throws David’s glass of water in his face and storms out.

David calmly nods. He raises his arm motioning to the waitress with his dripping wet face.

DAVID
Can I get another glass of water please? …A little dry over here.

Pop stands before everyone with his arms up.

POP
Folks, I apologize for the disturbance. Please enjoy the rest of your morning. Breakfast is on the house, courtesy of Pop’s Diner.

Everyone carries on with their breakfasts and conversations - all mixed together and indistinguishable.
FADE OUT

FREIGHT

END


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