Saturday, September 17, 2016

Historical Journey 1

This was just a little bit I had recently written but I think I may do more for different things of today. 

It was midday as Lady Marybeth stood on the balcony of the castle with her handmaidens whilst awaiting to hear from Lord Jonathan. Alas, a sparrow was spotted. It flew close to the ladies and upon stopping it, they noticed a note tied to its foot and removed it. "It's from Jonathan!" Marybeth and her friends giggled with excitement. Lady Marybeth, surrounded by her squad, unfolded the letter brought by the messenger sparrow. Her expression changed from glee to shock to confusion to flattered and embarrassed as the young women got an eyeful of a detailed charcoal drawing of Lord Jonathan's erect phallus. Lady Marybeth blushed and her friends fanned her as they laughed all the while.

This has been a historical account of the first dick-pic. Thank you for taking this trip back in time with me.

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